“BE CHILDISH, BE IRRESPONSIBLE AND BE EVERYTHING THIS SOCIETY HATES. AND DO IT WITH AS MUCH STYLE AS POSSIBLE.

AND DON’T FEAR FAILURE.

BETTER TO BE A FLAMBOYANT FAILURE THAN ANY KIND OF BENIGN SUCCESS.”


– MALCOLM MCLAREN

Whelk hum.

In olden days of old, professional doomsmiths in obligatory stinky robes and regulation white beards would proclaim the world would perish by fire. Later, nuclear war would be the choice prediction for global annihilation. More recently, it was melting ice caps resulting in a world drowned, its inhabitants’ lungs bursting from plastic-polluted water. We at Smoking Ant Records HQ, however, forecast a world suffocated and crushed by collapsing towers of deluxe multi-disc album box sets.

Act sharpish and you can avoid 1000-Yawn Death By Nostalgia. Tune out the ceaseless miserable prattle of the keyboard commentariat (whose perma-foaming mouths reveal the mucoid ditches where love and laughter staggered off to die) and instead tune in to the spunky, punky, funny, funky songs made up by THIS LITTLE BADGE, D.M.P.H. and their various satellite ensembles.

There’s a wealth of head-tappers and toe-bangers created especially for you (yes, YOU!). Discover our pulsating audio catalogue on BANDCAMP and gape at the eyebrow-scorching videos and documentaries collected on VIMEO and YOUTUBE now!!!!

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